Wish In One Hand…

Mike Johnson: "The polling is wrong ... Republican don't want to respond to polls anymore" https://t.co/CdLpRzHfmd

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 13, 2026

... shit in the other.

FOX NEWS: If you were more on offense, do you think you'd be in Texas? MIKE JOHNSON: Uh. Well, we are on offense. In deep red states, we gotta make sure we defend the seats. https://t.co/7Ujoiax4hj

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 13, 2026

See which one fills up faster. (Does he understand the difference between “offense” and “defense”? Is Trump infecting the entire GOP?)

Mike Johnson threatens us with a good time: "If this group took over, they would turn every committee of Congress into an investigative body. They'd spend every day investigating the president, the first family, the cabinet, donors to the party, leaders of business ... " https://t.co/HPrkvKIwcf

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 13, 2026

Pretty sure that’s what people are voting for. 

Ossoff: "I want to remind folks across Georgia that while you pay more for everything as a result of Donald Trump's incompetence, the president and his family are enriching themselves to the tune of billions of dollars ... we urgently need to restore checks and balances" https://t.co/c8M2bf35wv

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 13, 2026

Speaking of red states:

👀 Obama in Mississippi https://t.co/knBh4WZm41

— The Tennessee Holler (@TheTNHoller) October 13, 2026