RIGGED!

 This is good news for Trump:

If it’s a Biden and Trump race, I would vote for Biden even if he was dead. And I’m a Republican.” 

-A Pennsylvania voter to Meet the Press host Kristen Welker.

I’m guessing this could be part of the reason. Or a good reason, anyway:

Some highlights from Trump’s two bizarre speeches today, which were just as bizarre as his last two speeches: 

He says that we need to stop child “mutilization.” I wonder if that’s anything like the child mutilation that Ron DeSantis outlawed in Florida. 

He says that Hannibal Lecter was a great actor who loves him. FYI: there is no record of Anthony Hopkins, the actor who played Hannibal Lecter, ever expressing this. 

He does a horrendous Winston Churchill impression: “Never have so few done so much for so many.” For the record, the quote was: “Never was so much owed by so many to so few.” 

He once again insults General Milley, referring to him as stupid. Does this make Trump stupid for appointing him? I’m confused. 

He also does his impression of Milley, which is slightly better than Churchill. 

He claims once again, that he’s being denied a jury trial and it has nothing to do with a box that his lawyer didn’t check, even though it was his campaign that claimed she didn’t check a box. Only the best people. 

He says that you don’t need an ID to go and cast a vote, but you need one to buy a loaf of bread. He’s said this before. Where does he buy bread? I’m still wondering. 

He talks about Biden at the beach in a bathing suit, and says that he has a better body. I hope this is something he never tries to prove. 

He says that he won Wisconsin in 2020. He didn’t. Biden won Wisconsin, but then again, his surrogates say that he won in California. 

The stable genius, ladies and gentlemen. Please clap!