You Know How Old People…

 …tell the same story over and over again?

Trump: Just like I said years ago, we’re going to turn Christmas arr— remember, the department stores were— they refused to use the word Chistia— Christmas

Until they can’t even tell it clearly?

My daughter will tell you I’ve been doing that for years, and I’m about 10 years younger than Trump. I can also pronounce “Christmas” without complication.

And who is this bad?

Trump: Afghanistan, the way that took place. It was the most boring and horrible situation

One more explanation for why Trump says Biden is the one who’s too old. Not that this matters to everyone:

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During a New Hampshire event, Klepper stumped some of the supporters sporting the ex-president's mugshot t-shirt that read "Never surrender." 

"Never surrender to the tyranny," said a blond young man, pronouncing the word tie-ranny. 

"What is Trump doing here on this shirt?" asked Klepper. 

"This is his mugshot," the man said. 

"Gotcha. So that was taken when he surrendered to authorities to have his picture taken?" Klepper asked. 

There was an awkward silence as the man considered the word "Surrender." 

"Huh?" is all the man could muster.

I wonder what Trump would say to that?