Saturday, November 25, 2023

Gormless

 Biden:

Biden: Beginning this morning, under a deal reached by extensive U.S. Diplomacy, including numerous calls I've made from the Oval Office to leaders across the region, fighting in Gaza will halt for four days. This deal is also structured to allow a pause to continue for more than 50 hostages to be released. That's our goal. This morning, I have been engaged with my team as we begin the first difficult days of implementing this deal. It's only a start, but so far it's gone well. Earlier this morning, 13 Israeli hostages were released, including an elderly woman, a grandmother, and mothers with their young children, some under the age of 6 years old.
I have listened to weeks of “political” and “electoral” “analysis” (I handle all three terms with tongs) about  how Biden has lost critical voting blocs a full year from now because he wouldn’t join the clamor for a ceasefire in Gaza.

What say you now, Cassandras and Chicken Littles?

And already this week we the people have survived a terrorist attack on the Rainbow Bridge that was actually a guy in a Bentley who maybe suffered a “medical incident” that ended in a fiery explosion/terrible accident;

Dolly Parton for the first time in her storied career performing at a football game half-time show, reminding some people she was crucial in getting us all a Covid vaccine (and reminding most of us why she is a national treasure);

Somehow surmounted the national scandal that VP Harris has a gas stove in her kitchen;

Recovered yet again from another holiday screed published to a social media site no one but the political press reads that said the same things Trump has been saying for two years, or more, and yet it was kinda news because he…said it again in a holiday;

And somehow, the great world spins on.

It must be a Thanksgiving miracle. πŸ¦ƒ 


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