🎄Don We Now Our Gay Apparel 🎄

 Suddenly:

I need a gay Nutcracker:

Christmas is just generally really, really gay. The glitter! The pretty lights! The sweaters! The bickering with family! The fancy ornaments! The drama! Fairies on trees! Champagne at 9am! The drunken snogs at parties! It’s all camp as tits. Most wonderful time of the year.

That Unicorn Nutcracker says both “don we now our gay apparel” and “Have a really medieval Xmas” all at once. 

Word is these are at Target. 🎯 

I’ll see you later….