If I Owned A Tesla, I'd Be Selling It Now

Elon, in response to the Dilbert comic being pulled after the creator said that Black people are a hate group and "I don't wanna have anything to do with 'em":

“The media is racist" pic.twitter.com/6s74KDdMz4

— Best of Dying Twiter (@bestofdyingtwit) February 26, 2023

Because this is just getting weirder:

wtf is this plot twist pic.twitter.com/DElSQ9uvDe

— Best of Dying Twiter (@bestofdyingtwit) February 27, 2023

Or maybe I'd get drunk and drive it into a Girl Scout cookie stand at a Wal-Mart:

Girl Scouts rushed to the hospital after Tesla driver crashes into their cookie stand https://t.co/C19iOyy3OF

— Raw Story (@RawStory) February 27, 2023

Either way, I'd be embarassed to have it in my driveway.

Elon musk isn’t a racist he just finds racist tweets by racist people to be really cool and interesting in a non racist way

— eve6 (@Eve6) February 26, 2023

There I go jumping to conclusions about Elmo and Adams again!

It’s as if Musk has asked himself what he, a white South African raised in apartheid, can do to keep associating himself with it.

— Schooley (@Rschooley) February 27, 2023

Inquiring minds want to know!

These would sell like hotcakes at CPAC. pic.twitter.com/97JTQ0B9K2

— Don Hammond (@bluestatedon) February 27, 2023

Objectively true!