Are The Mexican Cartels In The Room With You Right Now?

just bonkers pic.twitter.com/btL51jnZN3

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 16, 2023

Can you show us on the doll where they touched you?

Explosive found by Border Patrol Agents Jan 17th. Agents have surveillance of who brought it in and when and confirmed it was the Cartel.
This changes everything.
Not only are the Cartels murdering Americans everyday through drugs and crime, but now they are planting bombs on… https://t.co/VLkiStvHCp pic.twitter.com/8uxwbd1sOn

— Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (@RepMTG) March 15, 2023

Why does "Cartel" sound a lot like "Antifa"? Or even the "Algorithm"? Gotta have a simple enemy, I guess.

Today, I testified before the Committee on Homeland Security & it was alleged that Agents found an explosive device near the border. During a Jan. briefing, leadership was notified that Agents found a duct-taped ball filled with sand that wasn't deemed a threat to agents/public. pic.twitter.com/SXV9qK8uo1

— Chief Raul Ortiz (@USBPChief) March 15, 2023

But MTG was told by the fairies in the bottom of her garden that it WAS a bomb!

That’s not what the border patrol agents are telling me.
And there is pictures and video surveillance of a man walking and placing this device and then walking away in No Man’s Land, where only the Cartels and human trafficking take place. https://t.co/nvVnppcJHd

— Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (@RepMTG) March 15, 2023

The size of a large cherry bomb, too!

If the device in question was just filled with sand then why would Chief Ortiz tell me during his testimony that he was briefed about it in a SCIF and couldn’t comment on classified information, then turn around afterwards and tweet a picture of it claiming it was filled with… https://t.co/MJi3bcGKew

— Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (@RepMTG) March 15, 2023

Or "Mexican firecracker" would do. And why would someone plant it there? Probably for the reaction MTG is giving it. My guess is this prank succeeded beyond the prankster's wildest dreams.

I wanna give Marge credit, actually. She sort of backed off her bomb claim that RWNJ Border Agents lied to her about.

Jim Jordan, when he gets equally outlandish bullshit from RWNJ FBI Agents, never backs down. https://t.co/88TnEL4oC7

— emptywheel (@emptywheel) March 16, 2023

Sometimes I wonder what's going on because MTG hasn't posted anything to change the import of the tweets I've posted here, and I can't find any breaking news from/about her on Google. Maybe I'm doing it wrong....