Or How To Buy A Microwave Oven

Freedom Caucusers demanded three days to read any bill. They got it. Then they realized none of them know how to read. Sad. https://t.co/qP0ocmZK5J

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) May 30, 2023

I’ve bought an entire range and oven (natural gas.  The black helicopters can pry it from my cold, dead fingers. By the way, it has excellent ventilation.) and didn’t get anything in writing. Well, except the e-mail confirmation of what I bought and what I paid. On my phone. Which is how I bought it, too.

“Get it in writing”? What does that mean? Even FoxNews doesn’t know.

RALPH NORMAN: It's like the Pelosi days. You gotta pass it before you read it.

FOX: But he's giving you 72 hours to read it.

NORMAN: We ought to have a lot more time.

FOX: It's only 99 pages. pic.twitter.com/Yl7SQBMaw7

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 30, 2023

And as long as we’re talking about Republicans: arbeit macht frei.

Drive those babies to labor https://t.co/THM0CGCwb4

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) May 30, 2023

 Or at least it adds value to your humanity.

And here I thought my child already had worth and value even though he’s an unemployed sixth-grader. I feel like such an idiot. https://t.co/hjkFCd1vov

— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) May 30, 2023

And "fake news" is soon to be retired to the Museum of Forbidden Phrases.

Boebert: Tomorrow’s bill is a bunch of fake news pic.twitter.com/woJQuLCnrt

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 30, 2023

I can’t decide which is sadder. Although I’m pretty sure Boebert is running third.