Waiting For The Shadow

MAGA ‘Prophet’ Julie Green says “The Enemy has a massive amount of things planned” for today to coincide with the eclipse, including NASA shooting off rockets named after Egyptian gods which she analogizes to Moses somehow, but God will defeat them. pic.twitter.com/mPWGQrSNkM

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) April 8, 2024

Biden slams Trump’s abortion statement while a Senior Advisor to Rand Paul said it was the “worse statement on Life” he’s ever seen and even Lindsey said he doesn’t agree with it. Story …https://t.co/ToxYt194i9

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) April 8, 2024

When you’ve lost Sorbo. pic.twitter.com/P7MN16SGpH

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) April 8, 2024

Trump took months to finally make a statement on abortion that pissed off everyone except the sycophants, scammers and grifters who swim along with him like pilot fish because they believe in nothing except the grift, and he is their meal ticket. pic.twitter.com/zDfVtf6LAn

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) April 8, 2024

Steve Bannon hosts eclipse prayer service to stop 'satanic forces that come through'https://t.co/bQdGdzoSio

— Raw Story (@RawStory) April 8, 2024

He doesn’t want the competition?

What the left gets wrong about eclipses

— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) April 8, 2024

Truth Social only down 10% today. Buy in the dip? pic.twitter.com/EUCgusChnj

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) April 8, 2024

Well, maybe not. 🤔

Opening for a cialis product tie-in/endorsement here pic.twitter.com/qKO2O7iHs7

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) April 8, 2024

Down over 21% in 5 days. ⬇️

Just walked past elderly neighbor in Brooklyn sitting on out his stoop and asked if he plans to watch the eclipse. “I’ve seen them before. I’m over it,” he said. “I’m into birds now.”

Lmao

— Laura Bassett (@LEBassett) April 8, 2024

I have four bird feeders. But I guess I’m not that old.

RT if you’re Big Jealous of the 31 million people in the zone of totality.

— Rachel Bitecofer 🗽💡🔭🦆 (@RachelBitecofer) April 8, 2024

I can personally attest that the “100,000 people per town in Texas on the pathway” was wildly exaggerated.

If the replies to a Georgia Republican reminding people to wear safety glasses when viewing the eclipse are indicative of a larger trend, a lot of people are about to damage their eyes pic.twitter.com/wMUwBDIR4c

— Aaron Fritschner (@Fritschner) April 8, 2024

I want to keep my eyes to the end, thank you.

Meanwhile, at the Seeing Eye Dog Academy pic.twitter.com/h8vArhjx6N

— Nevilledog (@nevilledog33) April 8, 2024

 I just run clips like this for fun some times in the background. It’s good comic relief. pic.twitter.com/3QhZ88fsHy

— Bradley P. Moss (@BradMossEsq) April 8, 2024

He’d look cute in an apricot scarf. pic.twitter.com/GP8c0gpjqL

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) April 8, 2024