But, But, But!

Sen. Coons: Every time Donald Trump speaks at a rally, there's long stretches where he is just ranting about nonsense, like whether he'd rather be electrocuted or eaten by a shark. He says nonsensical things about forests bursting into flames or windmills causing cancer pic.twitter.com/fU5g1w9JS1

 

— Biden-Harris HQ (@BidenHQ) July 2, 2024

But anonymous sources say that behind closed doors Biden is not such a nice guy!

'Not a pleasant person': Biden insiders dump on 'cabal' of aides for hiding real presidenthttps://t.co/9aFDHVI5vw

— Raw Story (@RawStory) July 2, 2024

"People are scared s---less of him," one senior administration told Politico. "He is not a pleasant person to be around when he’s being briefed."

The horror! The horror!

Whether it's Joe Biden speaking in a raspy voice and forgetting the word "Medicaid" for a few moments or it's Donald Trump raping women and being convicted of multiple felonies, neither candidate is fit to hold office.

— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) June 28, 2024

Fair and balanced.