Eyes 👀 On The Prize 🏆

I’m disappointed by the lack of clarity Biden provided on the shark v electrocution issue.

— Aja Raden (@AjaRaden) July 12, 2024

Or on the Hannibal Lecter question: Good guy? Or great guy? And would you invite him to your dinner party?

Now you see why the media hates Biden, he's old and boring and talks policy. They want to hear about Hannibal Lector eating people, cancer windmills, electric sharks and shit.

— Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) July 11, 2024

Which they don’t report on because, you know, once word gets out, everybody shows up and then it’s not kewl anymore.

Biden hasn’t used his presser to advise Americans to shine flashlights up their butts or drop nukes into hurricanes, said he’d like to be a dictator for a day or wage an all-out war on democracy, said he’d like to date his daughter or wants a big fat dose of global warming.

— Tim O'Brien (@TimOBrien) July 12, 2024

The guy is so old!

And BOTH still get the job done!

— Mark Hamill (@MarkHamill) July 12, 2024

The real miracle is that Keith Richards is still upright.

“It’s a Rorschach. If you were ready to boot going in, you’ll still want to. If you were ready to defend, you still will. If you were on the fence on either direction, you’re still there,” said a White House aide. “Hinging the fate of democracy on each of these pretty spaced out,…

— Charlie Sykes (@SykesCharlie) July 12, 2024

But it’s TeeVee! “O machine! O machine!”

SCOOP: Biden's campaign chair urged staffers to tune out "crazy f---ing gossip land world" — while acknowledging it's been two "bad f---ing weeks," according to an audio recording of an all-hands obtained by Axios.https://t.co/tpDYNtkNHQ

— Axios (@axios) July 12, 2024

Axios reminds us it really is all about the gossip.