I wish I’d thought of first.
son: *crying* santa isn't real!— MehGyver (@TheAndrewNadeau) December 21, 2020
me: of course he is!
son: *sniffle* but I stayed up all night and he didn't come
me: aw, buddy, *kneels down* he must really hate you then
Try this. When I was little my brother took my out on the deck on Christmas Eve and pointed to a passing plane.— Mr.Willis of Ohio (@of_willis) December 21, 2020
"Look it's Rudolph
He doesn't seem to be slowing down
Or getting lower"
As it disappears over the horizon he looks down
"What did you do?"