Comes Earlier And Earlier Every Year

BEWARE: As Halloween gets closer, @BensalemPolice are warning parents to LOOK at your child’s candy before they eat it. They confiscated these snacks that look a lot like the real thing. All are laced with THC @6abc pic.twitter.com/u6GFBXt08g

— Jaclyn Lee (@JaclynLeeTV) September 28, 2021

Or, if it’s on Twitter, it must be true.

1) This story is not on the @BensalemPolice Twitter feed.
2) As these edibles are legal in surrounding states, but not in Pennsylvania, I'll believe that police have confiscated them, BUT:
3) I still refuse to believe that _anyone_ is giving these expensive edibles to kids.

— feste "deadnaming is hate speech" (@feste) September 28, 2021

They aren’t “laced” and they aren’t fake candy to trick your kids. Those are edibles. They’re legal in most places. They’re for grown-ups.

And nobody gives their weed away & even if your kid ate a handful, they’d just space out and fall asleep. Can’t hurt them.

Stop panicking.

— Chris M (@ChrisM_SF) September 28, 2021

https://t.co/NxPlZx4sZ1https://t.co/vdzxTSmrOp

— PurplePrincess B.S. TeamHazelnut (@leelu5the) September 28, 2021

I’m just surprised I didn’t see this on “Best of NextDoor.” Maybe it’s still too early.

Statistics and also exact locations of where a stranger will give me $100 in edibles for free

— Patrick (@pthish2016) September 28, 2021

Hallowe'en is the gateway drug to diabetes, anyway.