How It Started

They want you to get vaccinated for the Met. if I get vaccinated it won’t for the Met. It’ll be once I feel I’ve done enough research. I’m working on that now. In the meantime my loves, be safe. Wear the mask with 2 strings that grips your head & face. Not that loose one 🙏♥️

— Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ) September 13, 2021

My cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it & make sure you’re comfortable with ur decision, not bullied

— Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ) September 13, 2021

How it's going:

[imminent violent repeat uprising in DC]
[continuing destruction in wake of 20-year war]
[death and misery from pandemic]
[economic chaos]
Everyone on Twitter: 😐
[balls]
Everyone on Twitter: oh thank God

— ArrestFutureCriminalsHat (@Popehat) September 13, 2021

Yes, Twitter is an extremely weird place which thinks it is of vital importance to humanity.

[Humanity shrugs.]

It says a lot about a website where the content is significantly improved by lengthy discussion of Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s friend’s balls

— Devlin Barrett (@DevlinBarrett) September 14, 2021

22 million people follow Nikki Minaj on Twitter. No statistics on how many of those 22 million believe her cousin’s friend has swollen balls and a broken wedding. Or that she even has a cousin, who has a friend.

Or maybe he got the BOFA vaccine.