Which Apparently Was So Close To Real…

Imagine running to cry to Tucker Carlson because someone was mean to you in a tweet. Imagine having that little self-respect.https://t.co/EuqnfHNogO

— HatIsWithCriminalDefendants (@Popehat) April 6, 2022

...he fears people won’t realize it’s satire.

"Parodying me is the real war crime" https://t.co/HqQNj7ycJx

— Ari Cohn (@AriCohn) April 6, 2022

That’s another fake quote. Greenwald has never said anything in public about the slaughter in Ukraine.

Apparently Tucker and Comrade @ggreenwald had a crying jag tonight on the show about my satirizing Glenn’s endless symping for Vlad.

They deeply, histrionically offended by being satirized.

They’re not offended in the slightest by Putin’s war crimes.

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) April 6, 2022

did Putin's war crimes ever accuse someone of racism?

— HatIsWithCriminalDefendants (@Popehat) April 6, 2022

It's a pattern.

Once again:

You're offended by being satirized.

You're not offended by Putin's war crimes.

If you are, say so. https://t.co/e2HM3cNFLF

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) April 6, 2022

He didn’t write this either.

"Satirical tweets about me are obviously fine. I'm an adult. And a former First Amendment lawyer. Of course I have a sense of humor about myself!"

Glenn greenwald

— Andrew Fleischman (@ASFleischman) April 6, 2022

Will he complain? Nah; nobody would believe that fake quote was real.