🐈🐈‍⬛ And Other Things In The News

I thought “neighbor’s daughter’s friend” was pretty solid sourcing https://t.co/SSrBLVM3Lc pic.twitter.com/QDIePOD6bl

— Matt Friedman (@MattFriedmanNJ) September 9, 2024

How it started; how it's going.

The woman who was arrested was an American. One American woman. https://t.co/s0fRF8djC1

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) September 9, 2024

Well, she looked Haitian! Somebody said.... (As I said, Trump doesn't actually need poll watchers. He just needs to claim he has reports from poll watchers. The media will probably dutifully report them, though it won't make a groat's worth of difference to the count.)

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene pushed the false accusations about Haitians eating pets during a "special hearing" today

MTG: "Can we add in that there's Haitian illegal migrants taking over towns, eating peoples pets, but yet, there's not a government show of force against that?" pic.twitter.com/WEOc2S0rw3

— Lis Power (@LisPower1) September 9, 2024

And poll watchers will ruin the election and throw the results into the 12th Amendment wood chipper!!!  (see how easy it is?)

God is busy with more important shit. pic.twitter.com/DIY1IaiIKI

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) September 9, 2024

And if I don't pray, will God just say: "Fuck it, let's see what happens"?  Always wondered how that's supposed to work.

In other news, the SAVE Act will, it seems, not be saved:

They aren’t going to shutdown the government right before the election over their voting poison pill. Republicans already backing down. https://t.co/ewiRHGRMBQ

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) September 9, 2024

Well, boat parades are not a thing this time...

Fragile Ego Trump is posting that people bought more Trump cookies at a cookie shop than Harris cookies. pic.twitter.com/mCFhTvjhs8

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) September 9, 2024

Speaking of how the cookie crumbles....

Not the Rumble in the Jungle Ali against Foreman, the Ali that fought Larry Holmes. pic.twitter.com/1wZB8RCets

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) September 9, 2024

Uh, yeah, sure.  (They're doing this for Trump's ego, right? Because earlier they were working the refs/lowering expectations by saying Harris was formidable.  My guess is Trump didn't like that, though it's a time honored pre-debate PR strategy.)