Thursday, March 13, 2025

Fucking With The Money…

...seems to make journalists ask questions:
CNBC: I do wonder if you're starting to get concerned about the markets now that these losses are picking up.

BESSENT: We're focused on the real economy … I'm not concerned about a little bit of volatility over three weeks … I can't tell you the market is gonna go up today.

CNBC: The market has been down five weeks straight. It’s down over 4,000 points since inauguration.

BESSENT: Like I said, short-term volatility.

CNBC: Tesla stock just hit a two-year low, people are vandalizing Cybertrucks in parking lots, and consumer confidence is tanking.

BESSENT: Markets go up and down.

CNBC: Steel and aluminum prices are up, car prices are up, mortgages are up, and yet somehow, wages aren’t.

BESSENT: You have to look at the bigger picture.

CNBC: The bigger picture? Eggs are $9 again, and the only thing that’s come down in price is Trump Coins—because the scam collapsed.

BESSENT: [visibly sweating] Look, we’re making America great again.

CNBC: Is it supposed to feel this expensive?
He's a Yalie. Mostly he's an opportunist.
"I’m gonna make money, and fuck all y’all!”

2 comments:

  1. He's a Yalie. Mostly he's an opportunist.

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  2. I thought they were known as eel eyes.

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