Closing Time

Every time Donald Trump speaks, he reveals a lack of basic understanding of economic systems.

I can't even with this guy.

— Art Candee 🍿🥤 (@ArtCandee) March 6, 2025

And the corrected version:

Every time Donald Trump speaks, he reveals a lack of basic understanding

— Art Candee 🍿🥤 (@ArtCandee) March 6, 2025

See?

The last country to invoke Article 5 of NATO was the United States, following the September 11th, 2001 terrorist attacks.

Oh wait...it was also the ONLY TIME in NATO's history that Article 5 has been invoked.

Donald is not well.pic.twitter.com/xKfMX0IWTN

— Art Candee 🍿🥤 (@ArtCandee) March 6, 2025

Oh, you need more convincing?

Trump on NATO: If the United States was in trouble and we called them and said we've got a problem. You think they're going to come and protect us? I’m not so sure pic.twitter.com/6FxwLQtdiU

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 6, 2025

Dumb as a bag of hanmers

Donald Trump blaming "globalists" for the stock market tanking because of his bad policies is the most asinine thing I've heard all day.

Bro is a globalist.pic.twitter.com/Yqejy3OpV7

— Art Candee 🍿🥤 (@ArtCandee) March 6, 2025

I swear to God, if you shook his head, you could hear the BB rattle.

TRUMP: "We have an interesting deal with Japan, that we have to protect them, but they don't have to protect us.... who makes these deals?"

The United States! After we literally wrote in a pacifist clause into the Japanese Constitution and neutered their military! pic.twitter.com/Qh9m1H6gev

— Kareem Rifai 🌐 (@KareemRifai) March 6, 2025

And I got nowhere else to put this just now:

Breaking: The Federal Aviation Administration is halting flights into Miami, Fort Lauderdale, Palm Beach, and Orlando airports for "falling space debris." The move follows the failed launch of SpaceX's Starship, which lifted off from SpaceX’s Starbase facility in South Texas…

— Jim Sciutto (@jimsciutto) March 7, 2025

Oh, and did you hear about the interim USA who tried to tell Georgetown Law how to be a law school under the new regime?

This is that guy.

Senators are asking the DC Office of Disciplinary Counsel to look into the torrent of abnormal and rule-shattering statements Jan. 6 organizer Ed Martin has issued since Trump gave the conservative activist his first-ever prosecutorial job: DC US Attorney. 

https://www.judiciary.senate.gov/imo/media/doc/2025-03-06%20SJC%20Bar%20Complaint%20re%20Martin.pdf

I expect by next week DOGE will have notified Georgetown Law that it is dissolved.

Donald Trump’s America is commercial flights being delayed so Musk can fail at rockets.

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) March 7, 2025

Meanwhile...

Musk rocket parts crashing onto Trump’s golf club in Palm Beach would really tie this week together. https://t.co/hBdZes9NWA

— Michael Weiss (@michaeldweiss) March 7, 2025

❗️DOGE (US Department of Government Efficiency) will lay off about a thousand employees at the largest ammunition factory in the 🇺🇸US, McAlester Army Ammunition Plant pic.twitter.com/LN9t9GME5i

— 🪖MilitaryNewsUA🇺🇦 (@front_ukrainian) March 6, 2025

What could go wrong?

And in the effort to eradicate any reference to DEI from the Defense Department, references to the Ebola Gay have been tagged for removal from all relevant databases. Because “gay.”
 

And while we WILL say “Merry Christmas,” we will stop singing “Deck the Halls.” Don’t even hum it.
 

Justin Trudeau gives great response to Trump changing his mind on tariffs again. pic.twitter.com/F9vAbfSIb4

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) March 7, 2025

Mic drop.