And Elmo Has Already Fired 500 Million People And Saved $50 Trillion

Kevin Hassett suggests Canadian authorities are covering up major fentanyl operations: "I can tell you that in the situation room I've seen photographs of fentanyl labs in Canada that the law enforcement folks were leaving alone. Canada's got a big drug problem." pic.twitter.com/zCGdIG9MUl

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 9, 2025

Everybody knows Canada’s as corrupt as Mexico. ‘Cause it ain’t 'Murrika! Soon as it is, it’ll clean right up! 

In 1999, Hassett thought the Dow was going to explode up to 36,000 within a few years. It took until 2021.

In May 2020, Hassett thought that covid deaths would fall to zero within a few weeks

He’s a Professional Moron whose job is to tell conservatives what they want to hear. https://t.co/t8GunjjfGP

— Matt O'Brien (@ObsoleteDogma) March 9, 2025

And so many people still don’t believe that morons and liars can fail upwards in the Great White Meritocracy of the Land of the Free and the Home of the Gullible. The people who don’t understand that simple fact being the most gullible of all.

(He does understand Fentanyl is a Schedule II narcotic and available by prescription as an analgesic? No, probably not.)