Thursday, December 03, 2020

I Guess He Meant....

By “soon” this one? Although, to be fair, I see why he dumped Powell: (Actually I think he dumped her because she's running her own fund-raising scam. Grifters cannot serve two masters, because then people are confused as to who's getting the money.) Or maybe it was the competition: Anyway, some mighty fine lawyerin' goin' on: Yeah, I don't believe it anymore. I don't even believe he used to play one on TeeVee. Because this is what happened with Rudy in MI today: Not even in court would you do that. I have one child and four degrees! I win! I also know affidavits don't mean squat if you are present to testify. And there was this star witness: Or was this person the star witness? They both seem credible. I mean, one of them signed something that said she'd go to jail if she was wrong. Did you? Huh? Well, did ya, punk?  And the other one thinks all “Chinese” (read: Asians) look alike. Doesn’t everybody? Why must everyone laugh at Trump's mighty sword? I was, too.  But sure enough, it got worse: So masks are dictatorial and totalitarian, but overruling an entire Constitutional and statutory voting process because the POTUS doesn't like the outcome is...freedumb? Ten-Minutes-In-The-Future Rudy says: "Hold my beer and watch this!" Happy with that, he decides to crank it past "11" to "Sidney Powell": It was Zombie Chavez!  Or a seance by his grave!  But then Jenna came in to bat clean up (I know; but this stuff is just unbelievable): Did Trump promise her a lifetime job? Or to adopt her as one of his children? (and no one has chosen a President yet.  The Congress will do that when it accepts the votes of the Electoral College in January.  Michigan doesn't "choose" a President.  The country does.)

All of this was not any kind of official act. Not official, not legislative, not anything. It was just a bunch of random people talking to each other. Well, except for the lady who signed a paper that said she’d go to jail if she was wrong. Did you?

Clearly the only possible outcome of all these efforts is to just declare Trump the winner. We could have saved a lot of time and effort by just cancelling the election, in that case. Yeah, this is so much less worrisome than when Michael Flynn did it. I mean, Flynn is a disgraced military officer. Giuliani is just...Trump's personal lawyer.

Then again, without the election, we wouldn't have had all this fine entertainment.  Why the world would trust us with anything sharper than a rubber ball in 2021 is going to be a mystery.

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