"I would like to say 'This book is written to the glory of God', but nowadays this would be the trick of a cheat, i.e., it would not be correctly understood."--Ludwig Wittgenstein
"OH JESUS OH WHAT THE FUCK OH WHAT IS THIS H.P. LOVECRAFT SHIT OH THERE IS NO GOD I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS—Popehat
Sure. One is light, plastic, odd-shaped, and has an on switch, the other is metal and weighs three times as much. I remember the time my doctor blew off half my shoulder with a Luger when she meant to drain a cyst with a needle. Could happen to anybody.
The problem was he was still armed with that air freshener they pulled him over for having. Who knows how many people he could have subjected to unauthorized scents?
Sure. One is light, plastic, odd-shaped, and has an on switch, the other is metal and weighs three times as much. I remember the time my doctor blew off half my shoulder with a Luger when she meant to drain a cyst with a needle. Could happen to anybody.
ReplyDeleteAnd he was getting in his car. What else could you do but shoot?
ReplyDeleteThe problem was he was still armed with that air freshener they pulled him over for having. Who knows how many people he could have subjected to unauthorized scents?
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