One Of These Is A Joke

‘Rise Up, Patriots!’ Rand Paul Calls To Intubated Patients Lying Unconscious In Hospital ICU https://t.co/At9E2fPc0a pic.twitter.com/YO8sN2CxdG

— The Onion (@TheOnion) August 10, 2021

The Republican leader of the Intelligence Committee 👇 https://t.co/AAHTub2dSV

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 10, 2021

No, actually, both of them are. Well, make it three:

😂😭😆🤣 pic.twitter.com/JQaPDsimgm

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 10, 2021

Alright, four:

"I'm staying up here for 72 hours," Mike Lindell says at his cyber symposium.

"This never stops!" pic.twitter.com/nKpq2ubE5x

— David Edwards (@DavidEdwards) August 10, 2021

TREMBLE BEFORE THE AWESOME POWER OF PILLOW MAN!

Biden: "After years and years of infrastructure weeks, we are on the cusp of an infrastructure decade."

— Eli Stokols (@EliStokols) August 10, 2021

This is how you do it.