So sorry to hear
— TireSlashingHat (@Popehat) February 14, 2022
Your love hit the skids
Report them or else
We’ll set fire to your kids https://t.co/hpU8NSTvwC
Roses are red
— TireSlashingHat (@Popehat) February 14, 2022
Violets are blue
BANG BANG BANG BANG
It sucks to be youhttps://t.co/RgALDe1mg7
Want a night of romance
— TireSlashingHat (@Popehat) February 14, 2022
Since love's all the rage?
We can help! We'll keep
Your kids in a cage.https://t.co/uidCoK31Ar
I really did not think this would be a thing among law-enforcement agencies. (And full disclosure: Popehat is a former AUSA. You really want to see the seamy underbelly of something? Be a part of that system for awhile.)Love got you down?
— TireSlashingHat (@Popehat) February 14, 2022
We think that you'll smile
When you hear what we put
In your government filehttps://t.co/GBw29H3o87
Gee, makes the old vinegar Valentines of yore seem like lemonade.
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