We Got Us A Solar System Convoy!

Make Pluto A Planet Again! https://t.co/YS87HuGOrQ

— George Conway (@gtconway3d) February 23, 2022

Speaking of trucks:

A quick update on the primary American trucker convoy:

The major route shared on Telegram is set to take off from a parking lot in Adelanto, California in a few minutes.⁰

There are probably a couple hundred people milling about, but maybe a dozen semis. pic.twitter.com/mmcm0oQpdl

— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) February 23, 2022

That's the "People's Convoy."  Need I point out a dozen trucks is not 1000?  Nor, apparently, is it even much of a convoy:

“The problem is, not everybody’s committing to this thing past the pizza shop.

Even the person running the most-watched livestream is bailing after Arizona.” 🪡 https://t.co/kvPhyVIFuk

— Laffy (@GottaLaff) February 23, 2022

For those of you wondering, Arizona is the first stop. They were supposed to be there today.  This has all the hallmarks of a raging success.

People on these convoy streams are already complaining about traffic and how long it's taking for them to get moving, which I previously thought — correct me if I'm wrong — was the entire point of doing this.

— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) February 23, 2022

I so want to drop a Uranus joke here. Nah! Better if I don't.

Some of the commenters are encouraging the convoy to stay away from DC, and some are encouraging truck drivers to just park their trucks and stop making deliveries instead of joining the convoy. Others are posting pics of trucks, claiming the convoy has already started.

— Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D (@RVAwonk) February 23, 2022