“The Law Is A Ass.”

I've referred back to this tweet so many times... pic.twitter.com/wg4mZzsv8X

— Orcish Law (@OrcishLaw) September 16, 2022

I spent three years in a** school.

Which still puts me ahead of the legal commentary of non-lawyers on Twitter.

Forcing people to allow speech on their platforms is compelling speech!

— AnyoneButCarusoFan (@NYdodgerfan) September 16, 2022

When #SCOTUS decided that corporations are people and that religious “Liberty” includes discrimination against fellow citizens. It pretty much wiped any idea of equality under the law into the dustbin of history.

— Jennifer M 🇺🇦 🌻 (@jeninthe405) September 16, 2022

Not even close. Corporations were "people” ab initio. The point of a corporation being a person is responsibility. Otherwise, corporations wouldn’t have any. But religious liberty means I can screw over my corporate employees? Yeah, that sux. And the legal commentary is not all bad:

Fifth Circuit says you guys have to let me play with you

— WontonKillingHat (@Popehat) September 16, 2022

Oh, you wanna know what’s going on?

The Fifth Circuit has dropped another opinion that makes me question why I bother being a lawyer.

I like how a corporation has the religious right to decide what health benefits to provide to its employees, but not the right to prohibit racist speech.

Fascinating stuff.

— Andrew Kinsey (@KinseyAndrew) September 16, 2022

The first two pages should tell you that it's going to go off the rails. I'm wrestling with how exactly to square this circle. pic.twitter.com/CdjxTO3sOA

— Andrew Kinsey (@KinseyAndrew) September 16, 2022

It’s the 5th Circuit. Of course they’re insane.

If it makes you feel better, corporations still have the First Amendment right to ruin gay weddings.

— DJ (@DJNYCNY) September 16, 2022

The Fifth Circuit says that if your neighbor who calls himself Thor, Thane of Barstow, wants to come into your house and explain white genocide to you, you have to let him. https://t.co/dZgRWh0zOL

— WontonKillingHat (@Popehat) September 16, 2022

The 5th Circuit says you have to take your AirPods out and talk to that creep at the gym. https://t.co/gDkHMMmuaT

— Jason Milletary (@JasonMilletary) September 16, 2022

Fortunately I have the resting face of a grumpy old man so no one speaks to me in the gym.

BY THE WAY!  This is why I’m not as worried about the 11th Circuit overruling Judge Cannon.

In May, the 11th Circuit found that most of a similar Florida law violates the companies' free speech rights and cannot be enforced.

The 11th just isn’t as crazy.