Or: Industrialization Has Left Us With Too Much Time On Our Hands

In a single afternoon on Twitter you get exposed to more deranged opinions than a medieval peasant would experience in his entire lifetime. pic.twitter.com/G4XkBbGkEp

— Christopher Ingraham (@_cingraham) September 29, 2022

the human brain wasn't made to process so many bad takes in so short a time period

— Christopher Ingraham (@_cingraham) September 29, 2022

Um...yeah, okay.

Or who Lizzo was

— Randy C (@BigWhiteFireDog) September 29, 2022

Was?

It’s true. This is an outraged-opinion buffet. Absolutely delicious.

— maria_russo (@maria_russo) September 29, 2022

When your take is so bad you make me sympathize with Joyce Carol Oates

— Joel Bernstein (@CastIrony) September 29, 2022

I tried to watch “Blonde” last night. It was so predictable (and Oates-ian) I couldn’t do it. So agree to disagree. (That’s right, this ain’t Twitter!)