🎶"And I Fall Asleep, Counting My Blessings!"🎶

One guy’s business plan for a $44 billion over-leveraged purchase is apparently to run around and individually ask people for $8.

Remember that next time you question yourself or your qualifications.

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) November 3, 2022

Who’s gonna tell Elon that he could’ve just bought 4chan for a lot less than 44 billion instead of paying to turn Twitter into 4chan? pic.twitter.com/2HxPJAfOL3

— dave karpf (parody account) (@davekarpf) November 28, 2022

pic.twitter.com/mRSWqbA3xB

— Best of Dying Twiter (@bestofdyingtwit) November 28, 2022

I guess Elmo doesn't have Tim Cook's phone number.

It’s almost like they’re exercising their free-speech rights. https://t.co/pyWhFGU0C9

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) November 28, 2022

a business genius at work https://t.co/VW17a5O82I pic.twitter.com/d2npFFMvyc

— ryan cooper (@ryanlcooper) November 28, 2022

The only logical conclusion is that Apple stopped advertising on Twitter just to hurt Elmo.

actual #bestofdyingtwitter 🤌🏼 pic.twitter.com/GAuQLDW4dl

— Best of Dying Twiter (@bestofdyingtwit) November 28, 2022

Or, you know, Apple didn't. Which is going to further reassure advertisers about Elmo, right?

Omfg. Twitter has removed *freshly uploaded* footage of the Christchurch terror attack that was circulating on the platform — but only after the New Zealand government alerted them about it.

Twitter had failed to recognize the content as harmful.
https://t.co/2sDx82hd7K

— Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D (@RVAwonk) November 28, 2022

See? Twitter is better without all those extraneous staff persons! Elmo is a gene-yus!