Profit!

BREAKING:

Musk is now running Twitter with less than 50 key employees, down for 7,500 at its peak.

“Everything is normal, we may be profitable soon.” He says.

— Nick Huber (@sweatystartup) November 18, 2022

1) overpay for a web site by billions.

2) load same website with enormous debt incurred by overpaying to purchase website.

3) scare off at least 50% of advertisers from website.

4) personally call advertisers to berate them for leaving website.

Elon Musk personally called CEOs of companies that stopped advertising on Twitter to complain, report says https://t.co/IwwW7UKUlK

— Business Insider (@BusinessInsider) November 27, 2022

Fire all employees, hire back some of them, fire some of those hired back, reduce staff by 99% to 50.

5) Declare website audience growing because you allowed back on all the users who scared off everybody else; even as you've scare off everybody else.

6) ?????

7) PROFIT!