Randomizing Black Friday Night

I AM A FREE THINKER

NO GODS

NO MASTERS

JUST A SERIES OF RICH GUYS WHO I TREAT LIKE AN UNCOMFORTABLE MIXTURE OF BOTH GOD AND MASTER

OTHER THAN THAT THOUGH ITS ALL ME BABY

— NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) November 25, 2022

Looking forward our taxes subsidizing the creation of the Elon phone, most of the jobs going to China and the battery exploding pic.twitter.com/At76sbZKs9

— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) November 26, 2022

Oops.

can’t wait to have an exploding tesla phone in my pocket, three inches from my junk

— Werewolf Bar Kochba (@dickius) November 25, 2022

Mesnwhile, back in reality:

In what should not be surprising, across Europe, Twitter employees who are turning to employment lawyers will be ruled as not fired, even though Twitter - from the US - wanted to fire them. But it's not how it works here. You cannot let people go via one email.

From Ireland: https://t.co/0DwR4faWvq pic.twitter.com/DnAQhVp9zv

— Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz) November 25, 2022

But Elmo is a gene-yus! He’ll create an AI to solve this problem next week! You’ll see! And then you’ll be sorry!!!

One of my favorite sentences in global history is: "Anyway, we got along great, he expressed no anti-Semitism, & I appreciated all of the nice things he said about me on 'Tucker Carlson'." https://t.co/xZQkSXlWuZ

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) November 26, 2022

Which made me understand this:

Maybe quotes from a guy who has lied about winning an election for two years really aren’t worth passing along.

— RSchooley@socel.net (@Rschooley) November 26, 2022

Judges agree.

Thought of you when I saw this, Ken pic.twitter.com/2DGNeH2XQY

— Robert J Schmidt (@RJS_1234) November 25, 2022

Inquiring minds want to know!