Conspiracy Theories R Us

OMG President Biden planned to assassinate himself! 🫨🤡 https://t.co/2TdVWESeUv

— Asha Rangappa (@AshaRangappa_) May 23, 2024

Yeah, this just goes on and on…

Where is it.

— Julie Kelly 🇺🇸 (@julie_kelly2) May 23, 2024

And on...

Let’s just take their word for it. Great journalism. 👌

— LivePDDave 🇺🇸 (@LivePDDave1) May 23, 2024

SHOW US THE PROOF

— Irene Sloate (@LlebrezIm) May 23, 2024

There seems to be a theme here. 

Biden and Pence were BOTH given a “heads up” and a time and date was made on when they would “search the facilities.” NOT THE SAME THING! Stop gaslighting!

— Kat (@KatManDoToo) May 23, 2024

And that’s the other thing: desperately clinging to the original baseless theory. (The FBI worked with the Secret Service to execute the warrant while Trump was away. And “the proof”? The FBI posted that earlier, on their official site. Which can’t be true because…reasons, right?)

And since that one is unraveling in real time:

Just when I’m about to buy into Trump and Greene’s assassination attempt theory another one of them comes along and pisses all over it with something else. pic.twitter.com/yJEnIBgUnh

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) May 23, 2024

Marge Greene says Merrick Garland should be impeached for plotting to assassinate Trump: “Merrick Garland basically issued a kill order for President Trump.” pic.twitter.com/HaSiNLZGFq

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) May 23, 2024

Let’s just get crazier. Speaking of crazier: Ladies and gentlemen, the Jr. Senator from Texas.

Collins: You believe it's a state issue for abortion?

Cruz: IVF is different because the overwhelming majority of Americans strongly support it

Collins: As you know, a lot of Americans support abortion rights pic.twitter.com/5KEECeOVBZ

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 23, 2024

There’s the keen Constitutional insight we’ve come to expect from Cruz.

Collins: Do you not worry that it undercuts his credibility as justice when he does something like this.

Cruz: Number one, he said he didn't have anything to do with it, that it was his wife. Number two, this is all about trying to delegitimize the court pic.twitter.com/QlJxPGeJoS

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 23, 2024

Blaming the wife is brilliant politicking, by the way. And who is delegitimizing the Court? The critics?  or the Justices themselves?

Collins: Will you accept the results regardless of who wins the election?

Cruz: I think that's actually a ridiculous question is a yes or no question. pic.twitter.com/VoTWtirVny

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 23, 2024

Really? Are the critics responsible for this, too? Or should we say acceptance depends on the evidence?

Cruz: in 2016, Democrats went and objected to Donald Trump.

Collins: And so what happened in 2016, because I remember a guy named Joe Biden was vice president and he went to the senate floor and certified the votes. pic.twitter.com/v7kRVgXg8k

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 23, 2024

Which led to a riot at the Capitol, three Capitol Police officers dead, hundreds imprisoned, and the then-incumbent President charged with crimes. Sort of a difference, right?

Cruz: The media didn’t want to hear it and insists voter fraud doesn’t occur.

Collins: It wasn’t the media. It was the Attorney General.

Cruz: It was CNN that pushed the propaganda

Collins: What propaganda? That there was no widespread fraud? pic.twitter.com/Vi5YoLH0ow

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 23, 2024

See, we’re still on topic.

“Ted Cruz would want us to do this” a Jan 6 insurrectionist was caught on tape telling his partners in crime https://t.co/4eIzwnHRQJ

— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) May 23, 2024

Damn, these people are worthless.