The Stool Absolute

Trump gets confused while reading Turley: If any three-legged stool is missing and any leg is missing, the stool absolute collapses pic.twitter.com/Ia55KwseuO

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 28, 2024

I’m old enough to remember Trump mocking Obama for using a teleprompter.

Trump: Trump cannot have woefull— willfully violent FECA because NDAs are not campaign expenditures. There’s nothing wrong with an NDA. They’re signed all the time by many companies pic.twitter.com/HRFEPfXcRz

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 28, 2024

TRUMP VERY ANGRY AT WHAT TRUMP NO CAN HAVE!

Trump speaking outside of courtroom: I have a gag order. I’m not allowed to speak pic.twitter.com/BzgrMHTbXO

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 28, 2024

🤐😶🤫 (So why is he still talking?)

Trump fires off his own online defense as lawyers address jury in courthttps://t.co/aEiEvN3MPK

— Raw Story (@RawStory) May 28, 2024

This is what Trump was trying to say:

"Former FEC commissioner Bradley Smith’s testimony would have established that Trump cannot have willfully violated FECA [The Federal Election Campaign Act]. Because NDAs are not campaign expenditures, Trump did not have a FECA legal duty with respect to them…Ergo, he could not have intentionally flouted a known legal duty.”

And Turley, who reslly is vying for the Alan Dershowitz Biggest Embarrassment To His Legal Faculty Crown:

“A classic closing pitch by lawyers is to use a physical object like a three-legged stool. If any leg is missing, the stool collapses. Even a cursory review of the evidence shows this case does not have a leg to stand on…The case against Trump should end in ‘NOT GUILTY.’”

I am convinced Trump doesn’t understood a word said in court that isn’t his name.