Paying Your Tab

 

Trump: We have people sitting in schools with languages where very few people have even heard of these languages. It is not like Spanish or French or Russian. pic.twitter.com/YHcUroQaKh

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 31, 2024

You know! Languages spoken by WHITE people!

(Always remember, with Trump there is no “we” or “they.” There is only “I.” Only Trump.)

Henderson: Here he is rambling. He looks awfully tired. This was a real reminder of how much he’s aged pic.twitter.com/0KnEfru6Vy

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 31, 2024

Not so much a “blown opportunity” as an exposure to reality,  a chance for the nation to see the unvarnished truth: Trump is a bumbling fool, the old man in the grocery store aisle muttering to himself but standing stock still as if he were all alone. Like this:

Trump, ranting and raving, on himself: "Was he a bad boy here? Was he a bad boy there? ... to this day I would have liked to testify" pic.twitter.com/95V7eDSC7B

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 31, 2024

Trump wishes that people had more "sorrow" for him because he's 77 and freshly convicted of felonies pic.twitter.com/dB6OkLUGl8

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 31, 2024

if a guy siting next to me at the bar was ranting and raving like this i would quietly pay my tab and sneak out pic.twitter.com/clbYdwyaAl

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 31, 2024

Trump doesn't take questions after a 40 minute rant. Even Fox News is disappointed. pic.twitter.com/I1GrikPHBb

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 31, 2024

So I guess it wasn’t a press conference. I await all the thumb sucker pieces about how long it’s been since the presumptive GOP nominee for president has held a press conference and answered questions.

I won’t be holding my breath.

“Oh, no, Trump is totally normal and just a regular Republican candidate without serious mental health issues,”said no one who watched the last 55 minutes of lunatic capering, rambling and spittle-flecked word vomit, and incoherent grunting by a disheveled hobo.

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) May 31, 2024