“I Nearly Escaped Death”💀

The last Democratic President attended the event for his Vice President who is now the President while talking to the current Vice President.

And poor Mike Pence can't even be seen in public. pic.twitter.com/1KSEi79rgY

— Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) May 24, 2024

Just sayin'...

2016: FUCK YOUR FEELINGS
2017: YOU LOST GET OVER IT
2018: DRINKING UR LIBERAL TEARS
2019: FOUR MORE YEARS BITCHES
2020: STOP THE COUNT
2021: WATER THE TREE OF LIBERTY
2022: BURN GROOMER BOOKS!
2023: DEATH TO ALL LIB BABYKILLERS
2024: I, a victim, am being shunned for my beliefs

— A.R. Moxon (juliusgoat.bsky.social) (@JuliusGoat) May 24, 2024

You mean the Trump Org Comptroller who testified that you scrutinized every single bill and threatened to fire him if you ever caught him paying an invoice in full? pic.twitter.com/lTqPyulJTl

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) May 25, 2024

To be fair, he slept through a lot of the trial.

Conway: This message is going out to tens of millions of people who are on the campaign mailing list. I have the email right here. ‘I nearly escaped death from Donald Trump.’ pic.twitter.com/r0ZBRP6ku5

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 25, 2024

But you didn’t? Escape death, I mean. 😢 

No, nothing got lost in translation:

Right? Depravity and stupidity. What a combination. https://t.co/wRSSE9daBI pic.twitter.com/xQH4JJgiXt

— George Conway (@gtconway3d) May 25, 2024

I think the whole “Biden wanted to execute me at MAL” thing is…over. And when it isn’t, bring this up again.

I mean, it’s perennial. It’s even eternal.