Strolling The Wilds Of Twitter

/2. Hold on … correction. Abortion. I’m being informed it’s actually over supporting other people having the right to get an abortion.https://t.co/ctPppTAU7R

— WokeMindVirusHat (@Popehat) May 20, 2022

Clarence Thomas: People need to "live with outcomes we don’t agree with."

Ginni Thomas: pic.twitter.com/WNJ5gfLtnz

— Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) May 20, 2022

This is the conflict of interest that screams at me. Then again, I'm an odd duck.

The conflict of interest between Ginni and Clarence Thomas has never been greater. While Clarence was applying the "independent state legislature doctrine" from the bench, Ginni was using the exact same theory to try to overturn the 2020 election. Just breathtaking corruption.

— Mark Joseph Stern (@mjs_DC) May 20, 2022

From the Republican lawmaker whom Ginni Thomas lobbied to overturn the election: “I hope you and Clarence are doing great!” https://t.co/ZODjB6mCEY pic.twitter.com/IofnEr4KeF

— Mark Joseph Stern (@mjs_DC) May 20, 2022

Here is the Clarence Thomas opinion endorsing the “independent state legislature doctrine” and suggesting the presence of fraud in the 2020 election, which makes the same arguments as Ginni’s email, dressed up in legalese. https://t.co/HcLV2FhlDN

— Mark Joseph Stern (@mjs_DC) May 20, 2022

What say you? 👇https://t.co/mGvxn3GgeU

— ZipPulse (@ZipPulse) May 20, 2022

Nah. Impeachment will never happen. Add three more justices to the Court, though.  That would fix a lot of current problems (and maybe create a few more, but, whaddyagonnado?)

And maybe write some Congressional rules on how the court conducts itself in return for a lifetime appointment. Or limit the "lifetime appointment" standard. Or both. After all, there's no mention of "lifetime appointment" in Art. 3, is there Justice Alito?  And it does say all federal judges "shall hold their Offices during good Behaviour." Does the fox really get to decide when its behavior toward the henhouse is good?

And after solving that we can contemplate the really important questions like: is Bill Gates the hidden paw who controls the world from virtual anonymity? Or is he the pawn of George Soros?

You can really see the attraction for Elon https://t.co/kCKsPqPEWq

— WokeMindVirusHat (@Popehat) May 20, 2022

And we can't let this go unnoticed, because clearly Elmo Musk DOES run the world! (as all rich people are entitled to!):

Dunning & Kruger, Attorneys At Law pic.twitter.com/l1GPueDrU5

— WokeMindVirusHat (@Popehat) May 20, 2022

“If anyone knows how to supervise complex litigation, it’s a pot-smoking megalomaniac software developer who thinks horses are legal tender and names kids after dot-matrix printer errors.”

— WokeMindVirusHat (@Popehat) May 20, 2022

Is Musk going to assemble this crack legal team before, or after, he goes to Mars? Or buys Twitter? Or makes the perfect driverless car (that last one is a trick question: Tesla has only two years left to market a car with no pedals or steering wheel, as promised).

Here's a handy list of the 12 deaths in Teslas attributed to the "autopilot" in six years.  The most recent was March 7, 2022.  And of course there's the Tesla that ran itself into a plane.  So taxicabs with no drivers in two years, from the guy who promised us "hyper loops" that would solve the traffic problem in L.A.  Sure, what could go wrong?