Ah Jes’ Cain’t Quit Yew…

“Tortious interference” is not a magical incantation that dispels the First Amendment. pic.twitter.com/8WNef3WHAI

— NotElonMuskHat (@Popehat) November 7, 2022

Where did Elmo get his law degree?

He doesn’t have one? Then is he hiring Trump’s lawyers?

Oh, wait, that’s Tom Fitton. I guess does have Trump’s lawyers.  Elmo is not an idiot savant. Elmo is an idiot, (Getting ahead of myself. See below.)

WTF pic.twitter.com/pP5EKXXZ6c

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 7, 2022

Funny thing is:

Elon Musk just used the platform he bought to encourage people to vote Republican during the election tomorrow, something that -- to my knowledge -- no social media chief exec has ever done in this way

— Tony Romm (@TonyRomm) November 7, 2022

if everybody in Twitter wasn't retweeting this, I wouldn’t know he had said it.

Still don’t care.

Elon once tried to get me to write a story that a Thai-based British man, who had criticized him, was a “child rapist” and took a 12 year old bride based on information someone sent him. That someone ended up being a conman pretending to be a private investigator. pic.twitter.com/jxa7OStFAl

— Ryan Mac 🙃 (@RMac18) November 7, 2022

And a reminder that tomorrow is Election Day,

Wait, what? https://t.co/5CMfMtlqeU

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) November 7, 2022

and everybody is worried about crime:

Gee, I wonder why people would have warped perceptions of the crime rate. https://t.co/4L5y4AmWeX

— Schooley (@Rschooley) November 7, 2022

Or inflation:

I can't believe we'd feel at all judgmental about these fine people who clearly are only concerned that the Fed isn't doing enough to stem inflation https://t.co/7ElMmzrdBe

— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) November 7, 2022

Or at all judgmental about Elmo.

In a single week, the the World’s Richest Man exposed himself as… what’s the opposite of an idiot savant? A savant idiot? Shallow, petulant, erratic, endlessly needy, and basically absurd.

“I am Iron Man” became “I am Zoolander.”

https://t.co/XNwkekIa3M

— Charlie Sykes (@SykesCharlie) November 7, 2022

Perceptions, as they say, might as well be reality. Because Elmo is not just attacking the advertisers, but making sure to bust the users as well. Dusruptive!

Someone was working all weekend tracking mentions of Mastodon. https://t.co/qsajRd7BNt

— Schooley (@Rschooley) November 7, 2022

I’m guessing it was an unpaid intern, since they’re still scrambling to undo the mass firing of employees it turns out actually ran the platform. Elmo still hasn’t figured out self-driving cars, either.

The funniest part of this old piece is where Tesla was worth almost double what it's worth today. https://t.co/Kj4vkA7oxv

— Schooley (@Rschooley) November 7, 2022

Not quite a year ago. Disruptive!!