The Question Is...

This fake account - no doubt a dnc shitlib cretin - keeps trying to convince people he is me. Please report and block this sick “person.” $5K to anyone who can get him permanently banned so free speech can continue unencumbered https://t.co/fQYaytLJFU

— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwa1d) November 11, 2022

Which account is fake? The quoted one? The one quoting? Both?

My money is on both.  Greenwald isn’t clever enough for it to be neither.

You can tell because this is pure insanity:

ALERT!

LARA KNOWS THE STRATEGY.

ACTIVATE YOUR EXFIL PLANS.

RENDEVZOUS KILO.

I SAY AGAIN, RENDEZVOUS KILO. https://t.co/XvYiZ89BdB

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) November 11, 2022

The Lara Logan tweet is undoubtedly authentic. So is this?

[after accidentally stapling self to Aeron chair] pic.twitter.com/p5blgy54hu

— Popehat (@Popehat) November 11, 2022

Honestly, I can't be sure. Elmo is probably that stupid, so I'm going with "blue check."

I think it's safe to say this one was fake:

Did Twitter Blue tweet just cost Eli Lilly $LLY billions?

Yes. pic.twitter.com/w4RtJwgCVK

— Rafael Shimunov is on Mastodon (@rafaelshimunov) November 11, 2022

For which Twitter may, or may not, be liable. (I honestly don't know, but I'm guessing somebody (hint hint:  Eli Lilly) is going to want to try.)

And the new eternal question:

Can Elon Musk buy Fox News next

— Ben Wexler (@mrbenwexler) November 11, 2022

We live in hope.

👍 Elmo!

This is just to tweet

I have ruined
the site
where you spent
your days

And which
you were planning
to use
forever

Forgive me
I was
So rich
and so stupid

— Kelsey D. Atherton (@AthertonKD) November 11, 2022

Pretty sure Musk started a tunneling business because he thought “The Boring Company” was hilarious, so maybe we shouldn’t be too shocked by the nature of his business acumen.

— RSchooley@socel.net (@Rschooley) November 11, 2022

I’ve always thought so.

If your employer's lawyer ever tells you that you won't get in trouble for doing what the company is asking you to do, make sure to ask them, preferably in writing, if they represent YOU and if they are giving you legal advice. They love that.https://t.co/omgKFFMriR

— Popehat (@Popehat) November 11, 2022

I can’t imagine why anyone is quitting.

pic.twitter.com/KEQv3qWaCc

— Lynn Cheney🌻 (@LynnCheney8) November 11, 2022