Why do I think he has absolutely no idea what he's talking about?not sure what “a complete rewrite” means but it cannot be good pic.twitter.com/roK5ZGuiyl
— Best of Dying Twiter (@bestofdyingtwit) March 6, 2023
Maybe because he said Tesla was on the way to a self-driving car, and then he had to recall every last Tesla ever sold and pull out that software because it was killing people?
Or because of how Twitter has (mal-)functioned since he took over and fired everybody? The whole thing's running on spit and prayer now, and he wants a "complete rewrite"? By whom? A couple of his homies from Tesla? Maybe the one guy who's still working for The Boring Company? Or the brain-implant people who suddenly have nothing to do because FDA, unlike the internet, is not full of Elmo fanbois and idiots? But I repeat myself...
(I will never unsee that picture. So why not share it with you? Misery loves company.)*elon trips on his shoelaces and stumbles into scaffolding before getting paint cans stuck on both his feet, forcing him to wear them as shoes*
— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) March 6, 2023
another nimble save, sir! the media is terrified! pic.twitter.com/3fpZga1grh
Just sayin...Elon Musk now has bodyguards flank him everywhere inside Twitter HQ — including accompanying him to the bathroom. He is reportedly paranoid that someone in the company may go rogue & stage a coup. https://t.co/BdTQvvJmqg
— William LeGate (@williamlegate) March 6, 2023
Since I couldn't post the tweet of that Twitter statement earlier.this will be framed in the Best of Dying Twitter museum pic.twitter.com/zgYtptjRAC
— Best of Dying Twiter (@bestofdyingtwit) March 6, 2023
I still don't understand why anyone would buy a car from this man.Elon Musk paid $44 billion to own the platform he uses to post dumb memes and now he can't even do that, job well done.
— Matthew Gertz (@MattGertz) March 6, 2023
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