The Woke Drinking Game

Fixed it. pic.twitter.com/oSIc3Oovaq

— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) March 3, 2023

Much better.

Walked into @CPAC: @mtgreenee on stage now pic.twitter.com/BrTIohocfd

— Elizabeth Landers (@ElizLanders) March 3, 2023

How it's going.

Nikki Haley's CPAC audience is completely silent as she talks about why politicians over 75 should take mental competency tests. Awkward. pic.twitter.com/1E2Mpt9x7t

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 3, 2023

Way to read the room?

They are all saying to themselves: We really should have taken that cruise to the Bahamas instead. https://t.co/ugYQ7hjpzB

— davidrlurie (@davidrlurie) March 2, 2023

Damn. That's embarrassing. https://t.co/ur25hY0kdc

— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) March 3, 2023

See? Much better. Even though it’s still an empty room.

There's something just fantastic that the entire Trump grift crew committed to CPAC when anyone with any sense stayed far, far away, including a lot of regular attendees.

— Schooley (@Rschooley) March 3, 2023

Exactly.

Comer on Jim Jordan: "Jim's the GOAT. Jim is the LeBron James of the House Republican conference." pic.twitter.com/vrtjK450dC

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 3, 2023

GOAT? I think you meant "goat." As in "judas..."

"...the trio appears to be a group of aggrieved former F.B.I. officials who have trafficked in right-wing conspiracy theories, including about the Jan. 6, 2021, attack at the Capitol, and received financial support from a top ally of...Trump." https://t.co/NSuyfvCv8O https://t.co/1IS8grM8Rn

— Jonathan Landay (@JonathanLanday) March 3, 2023

And we haven't even gotten to Gym's "star witness" Matt Taibbi yet:

Of note, Taibbi reported Senior Director Graham Brookie of not responding to his requests for information. Brookie answered all of Taibbi’s emails throughout his reporting, the last response nearly a full day prior to his publication. pic.twitter.com/vjfeWdjZ3x

— DFRLab (@DFRLab) March 3, 2023

#MattyDickPics again lies to his little dupes. MUCH of what he is complaining about--deliberate disinformation about means of voting--has been prosecuted under the Ku Klux Klan Act.

He's basically running PR for voter suppression. pic.twitter.com/pM02S6paTc

— emptywheel (@emptywheel) March 3, 2023

Anyway, tune in on Thursday when Jim Jordan has decided that #MattyDickPics is a more credible witness than FBI agents who got fired for refusing to arrest right wing militia members who attacked the Capitol.

— emptywheel (@emptywheel) March 3, 2023

Should be fun! Especially with Gym staking himself out as the ritual sacrifice.  In the meantime, we have Mike Pompeo!

let’s dig up God’s old tweets pic.twitter.com/vOLb1NT4BP

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 3, 2023

I'm sure God is greatly reassured. Oh, and Nikki's back!

Yeah, given that Covid has killed more than 1.1m Americans, I'm pretty sure this is... wrong? I mean, maybe my frame of reference is off or something. 🤷‍♂️ https://t.co/LIDMESnNnb

— Glen O'Hara (@gsoh31) March 3, 2023

"Woke"! Drink!

CPAC Day 1 in 135 Seconds pic.twitter.com/blJPfzRucb

— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) March 3, 2023

Not enough "woke"!  Where's the "woke!"?

CPAC2023 pic.twitter.com/yLwUpm140p

— Schooley (@Rschooley) March 3, 2023

Nope. Too many people.

I dipped into Vivek Ramaswamy's speech and this was the very first thing I heard. A double woke! pic.twitter.com/bVMr7ZvXQ9

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 3, 2023

FINALLY! (And when Steve Bannon arouses you from slumber, how do you prove you aren’t dead? Brain dead, anyway.)