"It's going to disappear. It's like a miracle, it will disappear."*

Total number of confirmed U.S. coronavirus cases at each Tuesday:
Jan. 14 — 0
Jan. 21 — 1
Jan. 28 — 5
Feb. 4 — 11
Feb. 11 — 14
Feb. 18 — 25
Feb. 25 — 59
Mar. 3 — 125
Mar. 10 — 1,004https://t.co/74QzWYbn1p

— Mike Baker (@ByMikeBaker) March 11, 2020

BREAKING: The Dow has hit the bear market level -- a loss of 20% from the recent record high.

If Wall Street closes at this level, it will mean the of the 11-year bull market that began on March 9, 2009.https://t.co/CJkTqXVEpe #stocks pic.twitter.com/3INo0T5Y9Q

— Heather Long (@byHeatherLong) March 11, 2020

*Yes, our President actually said that:

One man... immune to information.

PANDUMBIC pic.twitter.com/gZUPZJBmwV

— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) March 10, 2020