But He's Rich, So He Must Be Smart! Ya Know, Like Jared!

What the Russia-Ukraine war needs is a touch of the narcissistic ADHD strategic genius behind the "lets go to Mars no wait let's buy Twitter no wait let's see if cars float no wait let's jump up and down"https://t.co/JCdwiPMTl2

— BrieflyAsABoatHat (@Popehat) October 3, 2022

“Why don’t I just buy Donbas? Fuck this.” Elmo tweet released in future lawsuit. Perhaps in Hague chancery court.

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) October 3, 2022

imagine sending tweets so bad that a president of a country at war takes time out of his evening to dunk on you https://t.co/Ca4AFGXzYj

— Jane Lytvynenko (@JaneLytv) October 3, 2022

that's a two-president dunk, folks. will it be three before it's bedtime in europe? https://t.co/mUCkq03mft

— Jane Lytvynenko (@JaneLytv) October 3, 2022

At least we've now seem from the texts, or proven from the texts, what a craven man-child this guy is. Can't survive first contact with anyone who doesn't give him the full fluff. https://t.co/qWUuMYIuhz

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) October 3, 2022

We also see from @jack's comments in those @elonmusk texts how pervasive the culture of bromerta is in the Valley. Somehow Agrawal didn't play ball but just acted like a normal grown up. And that triggered Musk's tantrum (i.e., purported attempt to buy Twitter.)

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) October 3, 2022

Elmo is starting to seem very, very familiar. The only difference is, Elmo really is a billionaire. A reality TeeVee show or a SuperPAC he can raid at will for money would just be superfluous income to Elmo.

Can’t wait to read your one-tweet solutions for Israel/Palestine and Gondor/Mordor please

— Leonid Volkov (@leonidvolkov) October 3, 2022

The only outcome ist that now no Ukrainian will EVER buy your f…ing tesla crap. So good luck to you .@elonmusk

— Andrij Melnyk (@MelnykAndrij) October 3, 2022

Fuck off is my very diplomatic reply to you @elonmusk

— Andrij Melnyk (@MelnykAndrij) October 3, 2022

Yeah, the similarities are amazing! Right down to: when caught, blame everybody else!

I’m a deputy of Kyiv city Council and an officer.I’m verified by twitter,as yourself,and I testify that those words of yours are absurd and speaks of your narrow-mindedness, dullness and some serious gaps in history

But for now it looks like you’re full of russian shit.

— Alina Mykhailova (@Mykhailova_A) October 3, 2022

This is moral idiocy, repetition of Kremlin propaganda, a betrayal of Ukrainian courage & sacrifice, and puts a few minutes browsing Crimea on Wikipedia over the current horrific reality of Putin's bloody war. https://t.co/63rmDmqTzb

— Garry Kasparov (@Kasparov63) October 3, 2022

Elon Musk weighing in on Russia/Ukraine since he is an expert in failed takeover attempts

— John W. Rich (Fake Tech Exec) (@Cokedupoptions) October 3, 2022