Saturday, May 08, 2021

We Are So Proud

I'd like to say it's just statistics, that we're the 2nd most populous state in the country, and deep red to boot. But I know better. More rabid assholes per square inch than anywhere else in the country. Most of them rich white people (who else can afford to jaunt off to D.C. in January to cause so much trouble just because?). Most of them from the Dallas area (again, if you knew Texas, is just “yup.”)

Sometimes ya gotta face facts.

1 comment:

  1. let 'em secede. first thing they'll have to do is impose an income tax. 2nd, ask the rest of us for foreign aid

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