Shooting Messengers And Suspending Gravity

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— Walter Blake (@WalterBlake1) April 14, 2023

Shoot the damned messenger!

The amount of gall for this man, of all people, to play the “funded by leftists” card. https://t.co/NTteYSCQu2

— Schooley (@Rschooley) April 17, 2023

The gall of leftists insisting that Justices on the nation’s highest court should…comply with the law. What crazy Marxist thing will they demand next?

So Thomas is reportedly granting himself a do-over on his failure to report his secret financial dealings. Do other Americans who are actually held to account by our legal system get the same kind of special privilege?

— Michael Beschloss (@BeschlossDC) April 18, 2023

Hard to believe that this Justice venerated by admirers as a "brilliant legal scholar" failed to disclose his secret financial dealings only by confusion or accident. No defendant before the Supreme Court would ever be granted that kind of tolerance. Why does Thomas deserve it?

— Michael Beschloss (@BeschlossDC) April 18, 2023

So many questions; so many lies.

“Someone even said, maybe you need another state prison…” pic.twitter.com/Y6yrUgNjfk

— Schooley (@Rschooley) April 17, 2023

Yes, Ron is just trolling us.

Imagine if DeSantis could be one tenth as tough against Trump as he is Mickey Mouse. At least he found a foe shorter than him.

— Schooley (@Rschooley) April 17, 2023

Not to mention states how typically build prisons on some of their most valuable land.

— Schooley (@Rschooley) April 17, 2023

Anyway, Disney is trembling.

The first tweet by the company after DeSantis' press conference ended https://t.co/2PIpTTIZpk

— Steven Lemongello (@SteveLemongello) April 17, 2023

It’s going to be awkward if Florida wants to build a prison anywhere now that their governor has established he views it as a tool to punish the neighbors.

— Schooley (@Rschooley) April 17, 2023

We’re not laughing with him. We’re laughing at him.

Dear Internet,

I would like you to stop talking about my slide in the polls. So here is some content about maybe building a prison next to Disney World.

Appreciate your cooperation,
Ron DeSantis

— Sarah Longwell (@SarahLongwell25) April 17, 2023

And it looks like DeSantis’ only hope is to change the gravitational constant of the universe.

Another #Disney surprise? The disputed development agreement targeted by #DeSantis, others based on a comprehensive plan reviewed and approved by the state last year, Disney says pic.twitter.com/o8JXO1UZBe

— Kevin P. Connolly (@KevinPConnolly_) April 17, 2023

That, or suspend contract law in Florida and pass some ex post facto laws declaring whatever Disney did that he doesn’t like is now null and void.

He’d have better luck altering gravity. (Yes, there’s a constitutional ban on ex post facto laws.)