And Rising Like A Ghoul From The Graveyard Of Bad Ideas 🪦

Trump: Also Bobby Kennedy will be handling special needs and all of the nutrition programs and everything else pic.twitter.com/S27mjWIl36

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 21, 2025

Literally not what the law says, and he literally has no authority under any accepted legal theory to say otherwise.

Aside from that: RFK, Jr.? God help us all.

Trump on Judge Boasberg: He didn’t run for president. He didn’t get much more than 80 million votes pic.twitter.com/UQx3SBU2TU

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 21, 2025

He’s got a lifetime appointment. What do you got? (Sometimes you gotta argue on their level.)

Reporter: Do you think you have the authority and power to round up people, deport them and under no obligation to a court to show the evidence against them

Trump: That what's the law says pic.twitter.com/pz248osPD3

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 21, 2025

Only if the courts agree with you.

Asked about people who say they aren't criminals or gang members who were on his rendition flights to a slave prison in El Salvador, Trump claims, "I was told they went through a very strong vetting process." pic.twitter.com/LOAVev4w8M

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 21, 2025

"We don’ need no steenken’ due process!”

Trump: When I say Canada should be a state, I really mean that pic.twitter.com/bG6PmF3LAO

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 21, 2025

That and five bucks will get you a cup of coffee at Starbucks. Don’t go to Tim Horton’s. They’ll just spit in your coffee. ☕️ 

Doocy: Do you think it would be harder to send Tesla domestic terrorists to a jail in El Salvador?

Trump: I view these as terrorists.. when I look at those showrooms burning.. nothing like that happened on Jan 6th pic.twitter.com/hTteOHuS06

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 21, 2025

I had no idea Tesla dealerships were government facilities where vital constitutional business was conducted.

Trump: Take a look at their signs. They are all made by the same sign company. A nice expensive job. The people who finance it are in just as much trouble as the people who are setting the match pic.twitter.com/Y5DKB6KADw

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 21, 2025

Send Pam Bondi to court on that one and see where it gets you.

Reporter: Russia continues to attack Ukraine, are you planning to impose sanctions?

Trump: Well, they’re fighting against each other. We have a ceasefire on a lot of areas pic.twitter.com/05Xwh9swI3

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 21, 2025

When he’s really stumped he just resorts to mouth noises.