Sunday, March 30, 2025

It’s Time For Elmo…

...to learn something about civil, criminal, and even constitutional law.

To begin with, raising your middle finger to someone doesn’t even constitute civil assault. I’m pretty damned sure even if an overzealous police officer wanted to find a charge, the prosecutor would chew him out for wasting everyone’s time.

Meaning: if there is no crime (or tort), there is nothing to be done, whether these people are paid provocateurs or just mad as hell and they’re not gonna take it anymore! (And how pitiful is it that Elmo thinks everything has to be transactional. I guess the “evil” people are the ones with the money to pass around. Self-awareness is clearly not his strong suit.)

And shouting at someone doesn’t really constitute violence, either. Not in situations like this, anyway. Nor is any of this anything close to a federal matter, so go cry to Pam Bondi.
It’s transactions all the way down.

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