Saturday, March 29, 2025

Saturday Night Special

As long as it doesn’t raise the price of eggs? (He thinks tariffs will only raise prices on foreign goods. He’s stuck in the 1970’s. Like a dementia patient.)
BREAKING: Trump tells NBC that he is committed to annexing Greenland and that a military option is not off the table.

“We’ll get Greenland. Yeah, 100%,” Trump said.

He added that there’s a “good possibility that we could do it without military force” but that “I don’t take anything off the table.”
NATO has entered the chat. Although, at the end of his term he’ll insist he did annex Greenland, but he was cheated out of it. 77 million votes for POTUS suspends the Constitution and makes the winner the diktator.  All Jordan is arguing against is that damned rule of law! Without it we could be a proper government of men, not of laws. Well, as long as the POTUS is a Republican. See? It’s so much more constitutional when you let Republicans do whatever they want to. Ignorance is not only bliss, it’s just so much easier! Although that version leaves out the self-praise, which is always the most important part of a Trump rant. That’s better. Rules for thee, but not for me!

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