"And here...we...go!"

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Headlines!  Get 'em while they're hot!

Secret Service Intercepts Suspicious Packages Sent To Clintons, Barack Obama

Debbie Wasserman Schultz offices evacuated after bomb threat: report

CNN NYC Offices Evacuated After Suspicious Package Sent To Network

Explosive device sent to CNN was addressed to Trump critic John Brennan: report

And: "TEXAS not included!"*

Reports that suspicious package was sent to White House are incorrect: source

This is, of course, because the Democrats were too partisan towards Kavanaugh, and this will energize the GOP base and depress Democratic voter turnout because what really matters is the horse-race.

I agree wholeheartedly! https://t.co/ndzu0A30vU

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 24, 2018

Cant bring yourself to use your own best words?

Oh, one more headline, it turns out:

Secret Service also intercepted suspicious package sent to Eric Holder: MSNBC

Yeah, no pattern here, and the violence continues to be the sole province of the "left," and probably this was done to distract from their "mobs," amirite?

None of the leftists ostensibly targeted for pipe-bombs were actually at serious risk, since security details would be screening their mail. So let’s determine not only who is responsible for these bombs, but whether they were trying to deflect attention from the Left’s mobs.

— Frank Gaffney (@frankgaffney) October 24, 2018

It's the internet; there's always somebody.

*What?  Too obscure?  NTodd made me do it.