Monday, October 04, 2021

War On, Christmas!



 

Still unclear about the concept:

The three "Fox & Friends" co-hosts Monday morning claimed that Fauci, who also serves as the Chief Medical Advisor to President Joe Biden, is going to "cancel Christmas."

"Nobody wants to work in a Cabbage Patch factory," co-host Steve Doocy claimed, lamenting apparent parts and product shortages worldwide.

"So no wonder Dr. Fauci is about to cancel Christmas," Brian Kilmeade chimed in, sarcastically bellyaching, "We're not gonna have any presents anyway, so it's gonna really work out well."

"Forget about Dr. Seuss with 'The Grinch,' Doocy quipped, comparing the anti-Christmas children's character to "Dr. Fauci."

Kilmeade added, "Dr. Seuss – not a real doctor, but he does he does seem smart," as Ainsley Earhardt tossed in, "and he was canceled," which is also false.

1 comment:

  1. Cabbage Patch? Is that scam still a thing? I wonder how many legatees have dispatched saved up, mint-conditioned, in the original container of those things bought decades ago as an "investment" to landfills. If idiots are paying for vintage ones, I really don't think I can take finding out about it.

    I have a relative who went big for the rubber stamp fad of about two decades ago. I recently had to move some of her collection into her car so she could take them to her storage unit. Weighed a ton and if they're worth a nickle on a dollar that she bought them for I'll be disgusted.

    Kilmeade went to C. W. Post or whatever it's called these days. I'm not overly impressed with its product. Or cornflakes, either.

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