When Roe Passed, I Was Young...

When Roe passed I had very substantially more leisure time, no personal debt, and no work stress. Now look at me. https://t.co/QK87uvfwiF

— FindACrimeHat (@Popehat) May 6, 2022

...unmarried, and still a virgin.  I also didn't have any grey hair and wasn't [   ]* lbs. overweight.

Damn you, Burger Court!

*Yeah, like I'd tell you!

(I really meant to stop there; but it got to be too much fun)

Worth noting that in the 50 yrs since Roe, both leagues have adopted the designated hitter rule, most people have been forced to use multiple remotes to operate their televisions, and nearly two-thirds of white men have started podcasts.

— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) May 6, 2022

This Site is Free, part of an ongoing series. pic.twitter.com/jt2KVXyRHg

— Jeffrey Vagle (@jvagle) May 6, 2022

And, of course, it also went sideways with an unrelated, but still as foolish, tweet.

For you it would be. https://t.co/P77xbXVUO4

— Reed Galen (@reedgalen) May 6, 2022

An illegal act of war against civilian targets for no discernible purpose except "Yes We Can, 'Cuz We're 'Muricans!"? What could have possibly been wrong with that?

My discerning audience will realize we are back to Nixon's famous statement to David Frost:  "When the President does it, it's legal!"  Yeah, another GOP President.  Ask me again why I'm a yellow-dog Democrat.