The local school board is doing the second reading of a policy to restrict books it deems unworthy on Monday night. Wonder if it’s too late to sign up to speak so I can quote Glenn Beck?"I tell my kids all the time, if someone tells you not to read something, you put that first on your list." (Beck just told people not to read the New York Times or any other mainstream media outlet
— Michael Hardy (@mkerrhardy) August 6, 2022
Quick: name one winner of a CPAC straw poll who went on to win the presidency.Dour expression, little movement. Low energy!
— Michael Hardy (@mkerrhardy) August 6, 2022
Yes, that’s a trick question.Cites his victory in the CPAC straw poll. "The next one [DeSantis] got 24 percent and the rest got almost nothing. You know, it's very respected that straw poll." (Ron Paul won multiple times)
— Michael Hardy (@mkerrhardy) August 6, 2022
This is the part of the speech where I could be on political Twitter or reading Salon. Or Lincoln Project tweets."We have to do what we have to do to bring our country back. It's being destroyed more from the inside than the outside. We're on the abyss, and this movement is the only thing that can save us."
— Michael Hardy (@mkerrhardy) August 6, 2022
No, I have no idea either."Gasoline for cars, put it in the tank, thank you very much."
— Michael Hardy (@mkerrhardy) August 6, 2022
Yeah...keepin' it classy!Apparently Andres Manual Lopez Obrador sounds like Speedy Gonzalez
— Michael Hardy (@mkerrhardy) August 6, 2022
This requires a set-up:Riley Gaines, the former SEC champion swimmer, comes up on stage and awkwardly manages to avoid a kiss from Trump. Cue the memes!
— Michael Hardy (@mkerrhardy) August 6, 2022
And now, Patience Rewarded:Trump puts his arm around Gaines and once again goes in for a kiss. Gaines once again tries to avoid
— Michael Hardy (@mkerrhardy) August 7, 2022
What you see in her eyes is fear. Being on stage with him is even a dangerous place.WATCH: Swimmer Riley Gaines dodges Trump as he tries to kiss her on stage https://t.co/cYv8gv2k3I
— MSN (@MSN) August 7, 2022
Yeah, go with that. And take the whole GOP with you."The economy is collapsing at a rate that people have never seen."
— Michael Hardy (@mkerrhardy) August 7, 2022
Apparently it’s like this?Now he's talking about southern border. "There's never been a border like it, even in third world countries."
— Michael Hardy (@mkerrhardy) August 6, 2022
Final trick question (yes, it’s a rerun):Some totally bonkers stuff at CPAC from Joseph Humire, Director of the Center for Secure Free Society, about the US-Mexico border. "I was at that border last year and what I saw was Russian drones, Iranian mercenaries, Chinese satellites, that border has become the epicenter."
— steven monacelli (@stevanzetti) August 6, 2022
Name the last CPAC darling to win the White House.This man was president of the United States. And may well be again.
— Michael Hardy (@mkerrhardy) August 7, 2022
Trump's speeches have barely changed since 2018, and I've watched pretty much all of them. He does lean harder now into transphobia. But there has not been a significant change in how extreme his rhetoric is. https://t.co/MF5kD9wXRG
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 7, 2022
Trump is sleepwalking through this thing. He simply does not have the same juice he did seven years ago.
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 7, 2022
And he's still going to keep the elephants away:Who wants to tell him? https://t.co/XVJ7tWnwqo
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 6, 2022
This is where I separate myself from Mr. Hardy:His plan to bring down prices is to abolish the Green New Deal which … was never enacted. https://t.co/BkZaceM8BY
— Brendan Nyhan (@BrendanNyhan) August 7, 2022
— Michael Hardy (@mkerrhardy) August 7, 2022You cannot convince me that Trump reads. Or has ever prepared a speech in his life.
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