DEFUND THE POLICE!!!!! ARM SCHOOL CHILDREN!!!!!!

Jim Jordan on Fox News suggests Congress should defund the DOJ and FBI pic.twitter.com/Th2055DgS0

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 2, 2023

RUN, DEMOCRATS, RUN!

At least 3 different Trump attorneys are on the Sunday news shows today. Big day for them.

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 2, 2023

"Well look, the president is a big believer in free speech" -- Trump attorney James Trusty on Fox News Sunday on Trump's utterly unhinged attacks on the judge overseeing his New York case pic.twitter.com/R5PCwdi8xs

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 2, 2023

TACOPINA: This is something that we believe is a political persecution & I believe people on both sides of the aisle believe that

STEPHANOPOULOS: What evidence do you have that Democrats see this as political persecution?

TACOPINA: *word salad* pic.twitter.com/uqlHGSeTsU

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 2, 2023

And the other topic of the week: more armed guards in schools!

If only there were some case study we could look for ways to stop this, some magical country where kids weren’t routinely slaughtered in school—like, say, every other wealthy country in the world https://t.co/iuizJ2oSal

— Robert Maguire (@RobertMaguire_) April 2, 2023

Dan Crenshaw's plan to prevent school shootings is to have at least 2 armed guards at every school in the country.

"So the answer is more guns," Dana Bash replies. pic.twitter.com/82PZmroHCw

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 2, 2023

Curiously, these "anomalous events"are virtually nonexistent in countries that limit the availability of weapons of war. https://t.co/eq6P0lmENS

— davidrlurie (@davidrlurie) April 2, 2023

Also from Texas, more racist xenophobia resurrecting the “Yellow Peril” (and more proof that ideas, especially bad ones, are bulletproof):

This effing guy. I’ve had a number of Chinese students @dartmouth. “Steal secrets”? Part of China’s insidious plan to leapfrog the US in the creative nonfiction arms race? Give me a break. https://t.co/aY7wOlFdBl

— THE UNDERTOW, by Jeff Sharlet (@JeffSharlet) April 2, 2023

Patrick: it could be 14 million.. This is all on purpose to invade America and the left to take over elections one day when they make these people citizens and allow them to vote pic.twitter.com/CEmeFLoYax

— Acyn (@Acyn) April 2, 2023

Commies in your kitchen!  Commies under your bed!  YEAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! (They’re already winning our Academy Awards, right, Lite Guv?)